It's kinda blurry outside

I had to wonder
Are my glasses dirty or
Is it just foggy?

Yikes

Sister's getting hitched.
I need to be supportive.
Wear a bridesmaid's dress.

Haiku does not provide adequate syllables for prime bitching

The snorty woman
She was absent for four days
She returned to snort

Magazines I've yet to read (even though I've bought them)

Vogue, British Vogue, Russh,
Inside Out, Shop 'til You Drop,
Real Living, Frankie

Marshmallows

Pink, sweet and fluffy.
On the whole, I prefer them
White, sweet and fluffy.

I need to eat better

Flatulence: it stinks.
Sometimes it doesn't, but with
my diet, it does.

Post-Melbourne diet

Vodka and tonic
for entree, Pimms for dinner
and port for dessert.

The advantage of short hair and why I haven't caught up on my posts tonight

You don't need someone
To hold back your hair for you
While you're vomiting

It is 3am in Melbourne, I start work in 8 hours but I have so much to catch up...

300 emails
3 magazines and about
10 thousand blog posts

Why am I single?

Dating agencies -
Are there studs like these in
2009?





"Type A I'm not. Comfortable, caring and serious about a relationship, I am."

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while, posted on the Able and Game blog today. I hope the awesomeness of the video makes up for the average haiku.

By the way, Able and Game make the coolest greeting cards around. They are from Melbourne, which coincidentally is where I'm flying on Sunday, for a study course aka Nerdapalooza. If you're in Melbourne you can buy Able and Game cards here and save on shipping costs, I guess.

Cats let nothing darken their roar

2010 calendar available for pre-order now.

I like January and August.

These comments are funny

http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/2009/10/isabel-and-friend-velibing-paris.html

Darling don't you go and cut your hair

I had my hair cut
and now, with my glasses on,
I look like a boy

They were my favourite band

What the hell, Weezer?
A snuggie is not really
All that rock 'n' roll

I am so so lazy

The lift is broken
I had to take the stairs. Oh!
The humanity.

I shall attend a fabulous Halloween party this year

Oh what shall I wear
For my Halloween costume
In Melbourne this year?

I drank quite a few coffees today

Far too much caffeine
Induces palpitations,
Causing discomfort.

Birdy & Me

The latest issue of Shop Til You Drop magazine (that's right, I read STYD and I'm not afraid to admit it) features the beautiful illustrations of Kelly Smith in not one but two features. Her illustrations were used in last month's STYD and also in Vogue Australia earlier this year. Curious? See her portfolio here, blog here and flickr here. PS I love the font on her site.

Update: see the STYD feature and illustrations on Kelly Smith's blog here.

I was just reading my Google Analytics

"Excrement porn pics"
Is a popular search term
That leads to this blog

too lazy to write my own

think-make-think by Clifton Burt via 20x200

Read the story and buy the print here